I have a lot of people ask me "Who is your favorite Oiler?"

Well, I have a few.

1) Jarret Stoll...when he's not boning Rachel Hunter.
I've watched him play since he was a PeeWee and have followed his career. Call me a homer. He is a nice player to watch, he has a great shot and can play defense.
2) Ryan Smyth.
It may be the mullet, the muffin of a shot...but you have to love Ryan Smyth. He wears the Copper and Blue proudly and even when he could turn down the opportunity to play for Team Canada he never does.
3) Ethan Moreau.
Honestly, I never really paid attention to him until a few seasons ago. I just love the way he plays. It's never pretty, he's never in the spotlight, but he plays an intregal part of the team.
4) Raffi Torres.
He just makes me laugh. He is like one of those wind up tops that you wind and set free. And he's a shit disturber. I wear #14 for a reason.
Come on, admit it. You laugh at him as well.
5) Dwayne Roloson.
I [heart] Roli. Any guy who says that "I'm a pretty ugly guy anyway" gets my vote. He is a strong goalie who has great puck handling skills and is seemingly unflapable.

Honorable mentions: Steve Staios, Jason Smith and Shawn Horcoff.